Morgan Freeman in The Big Bounce.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captor speaking. There's been a slight change in your travel plans tonight."

Eric Bogosian in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.

"They're driving me CRAZY. These Baptists are stupid. Stupid. STUPID."

Johnny Depp in Ed Wood.

"Crazy? They called Hitler crazy. Hitler wasn't crazy. He was stupid. You don't fight Russia and America. You get Russia and America to fight. And destroy each other."

This one is a dead loss, not only because no one has found the quote but also because I can no longer identify it. Alan Bates said it in a Steven Seagal movie (Bates must have been desperate for work), but I'll be damned if I can remember which movie. IMDB's two-matching search used to be helpful but no longer is. So let's just forget about whether Hitler was crazy or just stupid and instead go with:

"But can we beat the rap? That's the rancid test!"

Chris, Wikiquote tells me that the Hitler quote comes from The Sum of All Fears. Steven Seagal wasn't in it, AFAICS. (And I leave it to someone else to solve your follow-up.)

Ahhh, that's where I got off track. Thanks, Andrew. The Sum of All Fears has the one forgettable Jack Ryan (Ben Affleck), so I forgot him.

Repeating the new quote:

"But can we beat the rap? That's the rancid test."

Ginger Rogers in Roxie Hart.

"In the old days if an agent did something that embarrassing, he'd have the good sense to defect. Christ, I miss the Cold War."

Judi Dench in Casino Royale.

"Impulsive? He's full of carrots."

Cary Grant in My Favorite Wife.

"I owe him one million dollars. I figure if I do my own laundry and give up eating, I can pay him back in 417 years."

Charles Grodin in 11 Harrowgate.

"Demons took your gold. When you get to Hell, you can ask for it back."