Aha, a convert! Welcome to the club, Chris. The Dorian Gray thread has been the most nebulous, but you can tell they're building up to something. And we haven't seen that portrait yet.

Major Crimes returns tonight, plus Steven Bochco's new crime series, Murder in the First. Bochco has been absent from TV for a long time.

What do you all think of the new clone in Orphan Black?